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Otto Phelps – Director of The Arts

Otto earned a Master’s Degree in The Psychology of Art from Baylor in 1999. Aside from contributing heavily to Funny Blood he owns and operates Bark Bark Soda with his wife, Marcy.

He is an avid fan of the Boston Celtics, enjoys wind surfing, and watching “Lady and The Tramp” with his three children.

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Pat Celery – Managing Editor

In 2005 Pat Celery attacked Congressman Conrad Goodwin, grandson of the eclectic author J. Arthur Goodwin, at a court hearing in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Charged with Third Degree Assault, he is currently serving a five-year sentence at Cold Water Maximum Security Prison.

It is rumored that since his incarceration Pat Celery has been inspired by the religion of Dega, and his cellmate, the prophet Fred the Indian, to write a partially autobiographical work referred to in interviews only as, “The New Hooligans.”

His release date is set for May 22nd, 2010.

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